Saturday, December 6, 2014

The Guardian Of The Christmas Tree

Christmas is almost here. Mommy has put up the tree, though she isn't done with the decor yet. It's my job to make sure no pesky cat comes anywhere near it till she's done and that includes that pesky spaceman fellow!

Thursday, October 24, 2013

Woof! Woof! Woof!

Gee, I haven't been here so long, I didn't know that silly slave ... urmmm ... I mean owner of mine changed the look of my blog. He likes the color green so much that he just had to go and put an ugly green image as my background. I think I'll go bite him later!

Life has been pretty good for me. I've got that idiot running around taking care of my needs. I'm good at that. All I need to do is look cute ... heck, I don't have to look cute, I am cute! Most days I laze around the house and guard mommy in the mornings from those pesky cats in the back yard. They've managed to get that idiot to feed them on a daily basis. He's such a gullible human being, that fellow.

Oh well, at least those pesky ... errrr ... poor cats can always be assured of food over here. As long as they don't give them my food, I'm okay with it though I'll still bark at those pesky felines to show my displeasure at them. Can't have them thinking I'm a soppy little doggy now, can I?

Besides that, life is pretty good with these humans. They look after me well and always fuss about me, especially when I sneak off somewhere around the house. Look at the time, it's almost 10pm. It's time for me to start bugging that fellow to go upstairs into the bedroom and switch on that thing that blows cold air so I can snooze on his pillow right under it.

Catch you folks later! Woof!

Monday, February 11, 2013

Shut Up, Already!

Gosh, it's been awhile since I last posted here. I don't even remember what this blog looks like. I'm going to just slot in a quick post cos I'm pretty scared right now. There's firecrackers going on and off and it makes me jumpy.

I know I'm safe here with mommy and that idiotic spaceman but heck, the sounds are still frighteningly loud. I can't wait for that festival they call the Chinese New Year to end and things get back to normal, peace and quiet normal that is, so I can get back to barking at cats!

Saturday, March 3, 2012

Mary Had A Little Lamb

Mommy and that spaceman fellow took me to the groomers today. I hate going to the groomers. I'm stuck there all day and miss my afternoon snack and nap! I knew something was up when that annoying spaceman lets me out of the house and into his car. He's a sneaky little fellow.

I guess I did need to go to the groomers. I was getting a tad bit untidy (mommy loves my scruffy little look though) with my beautiful fur getting in the way of everything I do, not to mention my really long nails.

So there I was, stuck at the usual groomer almost half a day with a whole bunch of other annoying and noisy dogs that were also there for their beauty treatment. How can anyone even catch a short nap with all that barking and whining?

I was just praying that the groomer would get it over and done with fast and call that spaceman (who really deserves a good bite on the ankle, mind you!) to come pick me up but alas, even that was thwarted cos it was a Saturday and the groomer had tons of other doggies before me to attend to. So, it was basically almost an entire day at the groomers.

At least I came out looking even spiffier than normal :D Yes, yes, I'm a vain little doggie but heck, I'm a Shih-Tzu we Shih-Tzu's are like royalty so we're a little vain like that ... BOL! Gone are my scruffy looks and now mommy says I look like a little lamb. Really, mommy? A Lamb? Gee, I thought I looked like Lassie :P

Saturday, January 28, 2012

Fashion Statement

Damn! That spaceman has taken me to the vets and now I have this huge lamp shade around my head! He keeps telling me it's a fashion statement. Fashion statement my foot! Let me put this around his neck and see how it feels.

All I did was bite on this itsy bitsy little itch and it's ended up turning into a wound or two ... urrrmmm, or maybe three (hehehe) and he takes me to the vet. He keeps on grumbling at me for trying to bite and scratch it. Heck, it's itchy so I scratch! I don't deserve to have a lamp shade around my neck.

Worse still I heard I have to have it on for at least a week! Good god, I going to look like a idiot until then. Anyways, the vet said I contracted ring worms and because I started biting the itch, it's become a wound and she doesn't want it to spread anyway, hence the lamp shade!

I should really go bite that spaceman for putting me through this. In fact, once he gets this off my head, I will go bite him! At least I've got him carrying me around the house and feeding me by hand. That's the least the idiot could do for putting me through this.

In fact, I wonder what he's doing on the computer looking through date sites, maybe I should go tell mommy. I'll bet he's got all kinds of excuses about looking at date sites. Probably says he's doing some research on the truth about online dating and all that and that these date sites help with his research.

In fact I think I will go snitch on him to mommy ... MOOOOMMMMYYYYYYYYYY!

P.S - The vet did say that us Shih Tzu's are clever little dogs though :D

Sunday, December 25, 2011

Good Woof, Woofs To You ...

Here's wishing all my furry friends and you humans too, a blessed Christmas and a beautiful New Year. Have fun, party wisely and look out for us little doggies :)